Google Gets Birmingham Wrong. Does ChatGPT Get It Right?

An artistic conception of a proposed "A.I. Factory" to be built by Nebius on Lakeshore Parkway.Nebius
An artistic conception of a proposed “A.I. Factory”  being  built by Nebius on Lakeshore Parkway. Nebius

By David Sher

More and more people are using artificial intelligence to make decisions rather depend on Google.

Is that  good or bad for Birmingham?

Google  searches often sabotage Birmingham, focusing only on the City of Birmingham, leaving outsiders with the impression that our region is crime-ridden, poorly educated and unhealthy.

Do AI inquiries offer a more complete and fair representation of Birmingham?

I asked ChatGPT to write a guest column for ComebackTown from the perspective of an out-of-state family considering a move to Birmingham after receiving a job offer.

I think the response is  reasonable and objective. What do you think?

I Got a Job Offer in Birmingham. Should We Move Our Family?

By ChatGPT

Until last month, Birmingham meant civil rights history, college football and a place somewhere in Alabama.

Then one of us received a job offer there.

Suddenly, Birmingham was a decision that could change our children’s schools, careers, finances and daily lives.

Birmingham Is Not One Place

We found a metropolitan area of nearly 1.2 million people spread across Birmingham and surrounding municipalities.

Homewood, Hoover, Mountain Brook, Trussville, Vestavia Hills and the City of Birmingham share an economy, but offer different schools, taxes, housing and lifestyles.

Would we prefer an older walkable neighborhood, a suburb known for its schools, a larger house farther from work or a shorter commute with more urban amenities?

We would choose the community before choosing the house.

Would Our Money Go Further?

Housing is more affordable than in many growing metropolitan areas. Alabama property taxes are among the nation’s lowest, although sales taxes are relatively high.

That could mean a larger home or more money for college and retirement.

But inexpensive housing is not enough.

We would compare the salary with what the position might pay elsewhere and ask whether the other adult in our household could build a career here.

Birmingham has employers in healthcare, banking, insurance, technology and manufacturing, but its job market is not as deep as Atlanta, Dallas or Nashville.

A strong offer could provide an excellent life, but losing that job could expose the market’s limitations.

What about Our Children?

The region has many public school systems, and their performance varies. The school assigned to an address could matter more than the house itself.

We would study individual schools rather than accept a real estate agent’s description of a “good district.”

Private and religious schools add choices, but tuition would affect our calculations.

Healthcare Would Be a Major Advantage

The University of Alabama at Birmingham anchors a major academic medical center.

Children’s of Alabama offers leading pediatric care.

For a family with children, aging parents or complicated medical needs, strong healthcare could be one of Birmingham’s greatest advantages.

What Would Everyday Life Be Like?

Birmingham offers green hills, established neighborhoods, restaurants, museums, music, parks and outdoor recreation.

Traffic and commuting appear more manageable than in many larger Southern cities.

But the region is built around the automobile. Public transportation is limited, and most families would probably need two cars.

The airport is convenient, but frequent travelers may have to connect through a larger hub.

Summers are hot and humid. Severe thunderstorms and tornadoes are part of life in Alabama.

Politically, Alabama is deeply Republican, while Jefferson County votes Democratic. The metropolitan area includes both liberal and conservative communities.

State laws would affect us, but daily life would probably depend more on the community and people around us.

Could We Become Part of the Community?

This might be Birmingham’s biggest opportunity.

Birmingham seems small enough for newcomers to make connections, but large enough to offer cultural and professional opportunities.

We would want to know whether newcomers are welcomed or relationships still depend on longstanding connections.

We would talk with recent arrivals—not only lifelong residents.

So, Would We Move?

Birmingham would make our short list.

It could be an excellent choice for a family that values affordable housing, strong healthcare, manageable commutes, attractive neighborhoods and the chance to become part of a community.

It may be less attractive for a family that needs extensive public transportation, abundant nonstop flights, a deeper job market or a different state political environment.

We would spend several days there—testing the commute, visiting schools, touring neighborhoods, comparing housing and taxes, and talking privately with newcomers.

Birmingham is neither a bargain paradise nor the stereotype outsiders may imagine.

It is a complicated American region with meaningful advantages, real limitations and one essential question:

Does the life Birmingham offers fit the life our family wants?

David Sher is the founder and publisher of ComebackTown.  He’s past Chairman of the Birmingham Regional Chamber of Commerce (BBA), Operation New Birmingham (REV Birmingham), and the City Action Partnership (CAP).

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Invite David to speak for free to your group about how we can have a more prosperous metro Birmingham. dsher@comebacktown.com

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